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 Post subject: Patter
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:24 am 
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Eeeeeeh it's Spring! Thank goodness the winter is over and we can look forward to lighter nights and warmer weather.

Happy St David's day everyone 8-)

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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:33 am 
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warmer weather? Have you not visited Britain before??


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:37 am 
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pete b wrote:
warmer weather? Have you not visited Britain before??


Well tolerable cold weather rather than feeling like your face is being sliced off cold weather then :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:42 pm 
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Telly mistakes!

West Brom beat Southampton but then lost to Crystal Palace, ON THE SAME DAY!!

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The 'Nobbers' even tried cheating over 100 years ago. Strewth...

Preston North End v Aston Villa (1905)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhfyrls3iOY&app=desktop


Great footage! Worth the two-and-a-half minutes



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:08 am 
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:thumbup: I love watching old footage like that.


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light relief ...


Now you know!

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:thumbup: Sounds about right. Reflects the reality of a few Sunday league footballers in Australia too :lol:


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I like the way the goalie was playing in a small lake.


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Liverpool's league form since Jesus appeared at Anfield (December 21st)

Games - 12
Wins - 9
Draws - 3
Losses - 0


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Get him to the SoL, now! :lol:


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For the time travellers amongst us......

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Like it.


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if you turned up this Thursday and told them you'd seen the sign next week, would they believe you?



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Stop spoiling the joke with logic.


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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Argentina are due to play Scotland, Messi walks into the dressing room and sees all his team-mates looking glum.

"What's the matter lads?"

"To be honest Lionel we're finding it hard to motivate ourselves, it's pissing down with rain and Scotland are so c**p that we're just not feeling it"

Messi thinks for a second then says "You know what lads, I reckon I can beat Scotland by myself, you all head down to the pub and I'll meet you after."

So all the players head down the pub and Messi heads out to the pitch. 10 minutes into the game and the players check the score and see the score

Scotland - 0, Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

The players go mad "I can't believe he's winning!". They quickly start getting drinks in and forget about the match. Later they realise that the match must be finished so check the scores.

Scotland - 1 (McAndrews, 89 minutes), Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

"Unbelievable, he's got a draw all by himself!"

They all head back to the changing rooms to celebrate and see Messi looking sad with his head in his hands.

'Cheers up, you've just got a draw all by yourself! "

"I'm sorry lads I let you all down"

"Don't be silly, how?"

"I got sent off after 12 minutes"



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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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daib0 wrote:
Argentina are due to play Scotland, Messi walks into the dressing room and sees all his team-mates looking glum.

"What's the matter lads?"

"To be honest Lionel we're finding it hard to motivate ourselves, it's pissing down with rain and Scotland are so c**p that we're just not feeling it"

Messi thinks for a second then says "You know what lads, I reckon I can beat Scotland by myself, you all head down to the pub and I'll meet you after."

So all the players head down the pub and Messi heads out to the pitch. 10 minutes into the game and the players check the score and see the score

Scotland - 0, Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

The players go mad "I can't believe he's winning!". They quickly start getting drinks in and forget about the match. Later they realise that the match must be finished so check the scores.

Scotland - 1 (McAndrews, 89 minutes), Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

"Unbelievable, he's got a draw all by himself!"

They all head back to the changing rooms to celebrate and see Messi looking sad with his head in his hands.

'Cheers up, you've just got a draw all by yourself! "

"I'm sorry lads I let you all down"

"Don't be silly, how?"

"I got sent off after 12 minutes"


Max Boyce (look him up) used to tell a similar story about England v Wales in the rugby.



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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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Poor Mo ... the train leaves him behind ...


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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Poor Mo. The world is out to get him.


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:02 am 
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bloody kids. Joe managed to forget his ukulele this morning, only remembering he needed it after I'd backed off the drive and was heading along the road. So he opens the door as the car is moving, the alarms sound, his sister bursts into tears with fright and me and Jack are bellowing at him. And apparently it's our fault. He spend so long getting all his gadgets he wants for the Friday at my folks that he hasn't time to sort out what he needs for school. I think secondary school is going to come as a shock to him come september......


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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I have just done a comprehensive update on the competitions thread. Obviously our dismal performance on the pitch is hurting all the optimistic Sunderland fans, but we do have a pessimistice, but Superstar person in 7th place. Worth a look? Probably.


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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Yippee, Wemberley ...


oh no, aaargh!



Arsenal v Reading
Arsenal wins // Draws // Reading wins
League 6 0 0
League Cup 3 0 0
FA Cup 3 0 0
Total 12 0 0



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There's a first time for everything.


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We played Arsenal in the semi in 1973. No one gave us a chance either.



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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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I'll be cheering for Reading :D


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:26 pm 
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Reading all round. Really hope they can beat Arsenal, would be a great thing if they did.

Liam is determind that Evey come to Aaron's first football match tomorrow night. Given that she's a month old I'm not convinced it's such a good idea, though I guess it's good that he hasn't seen her arrival as a negative.


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I took the shell off my racing snail, to see if it would make him move any faster?

If anything, though, it's just made him more sluggish...


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 Post subject: Re: March Patter
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daib0 wrote:
I took the shell off my racing snail, to see if it would make him move any faster?

If anything, though, it's just made him more sluggish...


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That could turn anyone into an Arsenal fan.

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